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TOP TEN THINGS ON THE POPE'S 'TO DO' LIST
10. Get "The Club" put on the Popemobile
9. Confirm Red Hot Chili Peppers as opening act in Central Park
8. Call ahead to make sure the Ramada has Magic Fingers
7. Get big hat blocked
6. Think of diplomatic way to advise President Clinton to "cool it with the
broads, Bubba"
5. Pitch idea of cameo appearance as Murphy Brown's secretary
4. Perform exorcism on Richard Simmons
3. Forgive Letterman for hosting the Academy Awards
2. Scotchguard the robes
1. Pray for CBS
Letterman, Friday, September 29, 1995
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